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"So everyone can fake relationships, everyone can fake orgasms, and men are particularly unique in their vainglorious ability to pretend they never truly enjoyed themselves. Perhaps I endured sham relationships because I just couldn’t bear to hurt someone for whom I once cared. And maybe I thought that sharing a climax, even a fake one, might have made us feel more connected—though in actuality it ended up being as bonding as a Mormon bachelor party."

Harvey Bernhardt

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THERE I was in my UNDERWEAR, ALL 6’4’ 230 pounds of me –my ass looked like a pair of basketballs stapled together, and my stomach was hanging …

I WAS CLOTHED LIKE A BEIGE RETARD (tan shirt, a pants, tan hat) and perched in a jeep in the African savannah when it hit me.

She was nineteen. And I was still in high school. No condom. And two month later, the big burly nurse was jamming a needle in my arm. Three vials of blood. Tick-tock. …

Trick – or Treat the Bouncy buxom twenty- something Israeli with dark chocolate eyes ..

Dear Women, you are fucked. In case you haven’t been on planet Earth for the last few decades…

She was nineteen. And I was still in high school. No condom. And two months later, the big burly nurse was jamming a needle in my arm. Three vials of blood. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Brrring! Phew. That is the last time I am that stupid. Not. Pretty much the same sensation I felt when I recently went online for a self-examination. Only this time, the news was not so good.

Harvey Bernhardt